Antarctic Punch-up!

This headline just cracked me up!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,,2232454,00.html

(Elves would have been an easy gag, but like polar bears, they are only found at the North Pole.)

Friday Freak #3

Today's FF is, for no particular reason, Slacker Dude.
Often seen leaving movie theaters while carrying on conversation
on his Bluetooth earbud.
For some reason, he acts surprised when people stare at him in mid-profanity-laced
review of just seen flick.
Dude....